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pigeonsatan:

orbitars:

how to summon pigeon satan:

  • draw pentagram
  • sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram

FOOLISH MORTAL DO YOU REALLY THINK… IS THAT BREAD

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  • English: A dog
  • Swedish: What
  • English: The dog
  • English: Two dogs
  • Swedish:
  • Swedish:
  • Swedish: En hund, hunden
  • Swedish: … hundar, hundarna
  • German:
  • English: No, go away
  • Swedish: No one invited you
  • German: Der Hund
  • English: I said go away
  • German: Ein Hund, zwei Hunde
  • Swedish: Stop it
  • German: Den Hund, einen Hund, dem Hund, einem Hund, des Hundes, eines Hundes, den Hunden, der Hunden
  • Finnish: Sup
  • English: NO
  • Swedish: NO
  • German: NO
  • Finnish:
  • English:
  • German:
  • Swedish:
  • Finnish: Koira, koiran, koiraa, koiran again, koirassa, koirasta, koiraan, koiralla, koiralta, koiralle, koirana, koiraksi, koiratta, koirineen, koirin
  • German:
  • Swedish:
  • Finnish:
  • English:
  • Finnish: And now the plural forms

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tastefullyoffensive:

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Harpy Eagle (Harpia harpyja) by Gamma Infinity on Flickr.
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Harpy Eagle (Harpia harpyja) by Gamma Infinity on Flickr.

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alexisowa:

emilythesmelly:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

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This is what Derek did every morning because his Mom is Cooking Mama
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alexisowa:

emilythesmelly:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

reblogging for the story

This is what Derek did every morning because his Mom is Cooking Mama

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coelasquid:

mageofcage:

witchtanic:

the-important-1:

Beautiful in life, even more so in death.
Took this picture last summer(2010) in Colorado. Right outside of a friends Cabin.

Wow.

holy butts this is pretty

it is crazy rare for a skeleton to stay in one piece in the forest like that, that’s amazing.

Dude.
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theredkite:

coelasquid:

mageofcage:

witchtanic:

the-important-1:

Beautiful in life, even more so in death.

Took this picture last summer(2010) in Colorado. Right outside of a friends Cabin.

Wow.

holy butts this is pretty

it is crazy rare for a skeleton to stay in one piece in the forest like that, that’s amazing.

Dude.

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I can no longer hear the phrase “let’s get down to business” without wanting to defeat the Huns.

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    • #basically my views on life here
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Reblog this if I can trust you.

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